arrrghhh this is like a more full on version of my totoro mug, which i use constantly because not only is it adorable, it is just the right size for a mug of tea. (i kind of wanted to take it to work, because that’s where i do most of my tea drinking these days, but i was worried it would disappear into the mish mash that is the third floor’s sink, so i left one of my bold and the beautiful ones there instead.)
![imafoolforwaitingsolong:
Mitch: This is fucking bullshit! I have been here all goddamned day and you haven’t let me say one thing! None of you!Monty: Well, damn, Mitch, I…Mitch: Oh, no, asshole! You shut the fuck up now. It’s my turn to talk! You’re all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you. [points at Naomi] Change your fuckin’ tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin’ bitch! [Points at Dean] And you! “Waaahh, I don’t know what to be when I grow up!” Join the fucking army or something! Goddamn. [Points at Calvin] Oh, and you! You know what? You’re too easy. And you. [Points to Monty] FUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You’re fuckin’ edgy and cool. Yeah! You’re the coolest fuckin’ guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren’t you in jail? I mean what [looks at Natasha] Are you like 13, 14?Monty: She’s almost 18.Mitch: You know what? Fuck this! You all suck. I quit. [Goes to leave and gets to the door and turns around] Oh, and yeah. There is one more thing. [Points at Floyd] You… You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. [Floyd looks around to see if Mitch is actually talking to him] And I hope you burn in hell.Floyd: Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously?Raddimus: [Mitch pulls down his pants and everyone says “Oh shit!] The goat! The goat, you bastard!Mitch: [Mitch pulls up his pants and opens the door and walks out] Fuckin’ faggots.
one night, i was channel surfing, and i just saw this scene, not knowing what movie/tv show/whatever it was, and i was like “…dude, why is sweets from bones having some fucking freak out, this is both confusing and awesome.” i still have no idea what this is, but it threw me a bit at the time!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le20zdgcV51qdvavso1_500.jpg)
Mitch: This is fucking bullshit! I have been here all goddamned day and you haven’t let me say one thing! None of you!
Monty: Well, damn, Mitch, I…
Mitch: Oh, no, asshole! You shut the fuck up now. It’s my turn to talk! You’re all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you. [points at Naomi] Change your fuckin’ tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin’ bitch! [Points at Dean] And you! “Waaahh, I don’t know what to be when I grow up!” Join the fucking army or something! Goddamn. [Points at Calvin] Oh, and you! You know what? You’re too easy. And you. [Points to Monty] FUCK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You’re fuckin’ edgy and cool. Yeah! You’re the coolest fuckin’ guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome! Oh and, oh, yeah. Why aren’t you in jail? I mean what [looks at Natasha] Are you like 13, 14?
Monty: She’s almost 18.
Mitch: You know what? Fuck this! You all suck. I quit. [Goes to leave and gets to the door and turns around] Oh, and yeah. There is one more thing. [Points at Floyd] You… You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. [Floyd looks around to see if Mitch is actually talking to him] And I hope you burn in hell.
Floyd: Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously?
Raddimus: [Mitch pulls down his pants and everyone says “Oh shit!] The goat! The goat, you bastard!
Mitch: [Mitch pulls up his pants and opens the door and walks out] Fuckin’ faggots.
one night, i was channel surfing, and i just saw this scene, not knowing what movie/tv show/whatever it was, and i was like “…dude, why is sweets from bones having some fucking freak out, this is both confusing and awesome.” i still have no idea what this is, but it threw me a bit at the time!
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favorites have always been red and orange
dudes i got one of these in my pile of inherited work stationary, and it’s brown, so i was like “ugh it’s going to smell like that horrible fake chocolate flavour” but then SURPRISE it was actually a really nice cinnamon flavoured one! so that was a win!
i thought it was just the eye herp again (basically, i get an eye infection that is the cold sore virus in my eyes, usually accompanied by cold sores and huge glands sometimes when i’m a bit run down/haven’t been sleeping much, ie last week’s gigpalooza), but i’ve been sneezing as well, which generally means there is some cold-related good times coming my way, woooot.
In my dreams, there are no tumblr beasts.
HAHAH EAMES IS THE MAN TO RID US OF ALL TUMBLR BEASTS
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at first, i could just see the first frame of this, and i then proceeded to read both mentions as “tumblr breasts”, and i was thinking “…people really hate tits posts on tumblr! like, nsfw, i get it, but breasts are awesome you guys, don’t hate on them!” THIS IS HOW I KNOW IT IS TIME TO SLEEP.
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“Take It Easy (Love Nothing)” - Bright Eyes
(SXSW 2011)
sweet
Bright Eyes had better tour here again before they break up.
bright eyes at the metro in 2005 was my first over 18s gig lol. afterwards we sat in that park on edie avenue and witnessed a very physical fight between a homeless man and an angry transsexual woman. i had fucking ADVENTURES when i was 18, shit.
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so, um. next week i’m going to the doctor to see if i can get a referral to see someone about the increasingly debilitating panic attacks i’ve been having, that should be fun? i thought it would be something i could live with, y’know, just try not to get stuck in lifts, but it’s happening more and more from being around people, and i’ve had two quite bad ones in the past week over simple social interactions, including one where i spent an hour in a cafe hyperventilating through my incredibly tight chest, sobbing and trying not to vomit while googling “how to stop a panic attack” like that was going to solve it, and after that, it reached the point where it wasn’t so much an event that set me off as the fear that i would have another one that bad that was triggering it, so yeah. i admit it’s probably not something i can fix with willpower alone. which is weird for me, because i am pretty much the only person i know who has never been to any sort of counselling whatsoever. i’m pretty well adjusted, and i avoid confrontation of problems like the plague, so that’s probably an indicator of just how bad things have gotten, that i’m willing to do something about it.
(oh god lol at me using jesse eisenberg screencaps to talk about my brain malfunctions, i can’t tell if that is terrible or apropos.)
The Unicorns – Jellybones
best song. best band. MISS YOU GUYS 4EVER.
hahahaha remember that time i used to have this as a message tone and then i had to send it to tash and it didn’t sound as good yeaah them’s were the good old days
[ID: A lavender greeting card featuring two people holding books and smiling, obviously having a good conversation. The text reads, “I’ll find the homoerotic subtext if it kills me.”]Sometimes I want to print out everything I’ve ever reblogged, frame it, and hang it on my wall.
tonight i was at the sydney writers festival’s erotic fanfiction reading event, as you do. virginia gay read the most amazing lady gaga story which involved using one of her grammys in a somewhat unsavory way, there was a hey hey it’s saturday based story, and someone wrote margaret/david at the movies porn. it was possibly the most hilarious and fantastic event i’ve been to in so long, seriously. i think virginia might have seen me being unable to breathe from laughing in the front row, because she came up to me afterwards and grabbed my arm as we were leaving and said “thank you for being such an awesome crowd!” and my friends were like “NAT SHE TOUCHED YOOOOUUUUUU OMG” and i was like “I KNOOOOOOOOOOW OMG” because lol consensus was basically “do me on it, virginia gay”, and i can only hope she doesn’t read this and be creeped out, except if she does YOU SHOULD PUT THAT STORY ONLINE OKAY, I NEED EVERYONE I KNOW TO READ IT.
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yup.
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i have a quilt that is the one i give visitors who sleep on my couch that is covered in pictures of australian animals, including a frill necked lizard. one time, i gave it to one of my friends, who grew up in new zealand, and she looked at it and said “what is THAT??” pointing at the frill necked lizard. “it’s a frill necked lizard! have you never seen one of those before?” “NO!! WHAT IS IT, HOW BIG IS IT, IT LOOKS SCARY.” “it’s pretty small becky, like, ankle height.” “oh. well. it looks really angry!” “they do that.”
