Why You Should Never Try to Steal a Law Student's Laptop →
A thief learned the mistake of trying to steal a law student’s laptop last week after after becoming a punching bag for an Arizona State student he tried to rip off. Armed with a baseball bat, the intruder, Gabriel Saucedo, allegedly climbed through an open window into Alex Botsios’ apartment, waking the student and threatening to smash his head in.
Botsios was willing to let Saucedo take his wallet and guitars. Then the robber made the mistake that ultimately landed him in the hospital — he went for the laptop. According to Botsios, he said “Dude, no — please, no! I have all my case notes…that’s four months of work!” Saucedo, obviously underestimating the fury of an overstressed, overworked first-year, was unsympathetic. That’s when Botsios could take no more.
Wrestling Saucdeo to the floor, Botsios separated the bat from the thief and repeatedly punched him in the face. When it was all over, police had to get Saucedo stitched up before charging him with armed robbery and kidnapping, while Botsios only suffered some scrapes and a bruised knuckle. Most importantly, at least to the student, is that his laptop, which he called “his baby,” escaped unharmed. Next time, Saucedo might want to try robbing a third-year student, as they’re generally more docile.I would straight-up KILL someone who tried to take my laptop. Law students do not fuck around when it comes to laptops, y’all
dude, if someone had tried that shit with me last week, i probably would have done the same thing. (however i’m going to be an annoying know it all here and say that if he’d backed up his work like you ALWAYS SHOULD, he might have been less distraught by the idea of it being stolen. external hard drives, people! they’re not that expensive these days! i have two, best investments i ever made.)
