How many countries can you name in 5 minutes?

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I’m all about testing you tonight.

I could only name 57. But I blame baseball for distracting me.

I got 44.

56 watching The Cleaner which wasn’t as righteous this week; nice.

71.

That was really hard. Also, I’ll qualify my score LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IS by saying that I was watching Arrested Development as I did this test.

76, and I was listening to The Kills at the time.

Also: Abkhazia, Nagorno-Karabakh, South Ossetia? Um, you guys. Those aren’t countries. Abkhazia is recognised only by Russia and Nicaragua, as is South Ossetia. Nagorno-Karabakh is a de facto Armenian territory within Azerbaijan, and isn’t recognised by anyone.

62, I panicked. And also, I tried writing things like “holland” and “the netherlands” and “zaire”, none of which it would accept. screw you, test, expecting me to know what countries are called these days. screw you!

50. man, it wouldn’t accept “democratic republic of congo”, which is what i KNOW zaire is called these days because i did a huge fuck off project on it in year 8 french.

But it’s the Democratic Republic of The Congo, am I not right? But it wouldn’t accept half my answers anyway so w/e stupid quiz, w/e.

oh, is it? lol idek anymore. also, tongo! isn’t that a country, or did i make that up? either way, it wouldn’t accept it!

Tonga is a country, I am sure! I think it’s near Samoa and shit. It accepted Taiwan from me. Taiwan is the island, not the country. I’m sure that quiz would have accepted Ceylon and Siam as well.

I’m just bitter because I only got 53 and my excuse is that I’m typing on a proper keyboard and not on my laptop.

 LOL okay, i am a retard. I KNEW THAT. I SWEAR I DID. a bunch of tongans live across the road from me, they have a brass band! DUDE, I FEEL STUPID NOW.