bradofarrell:

This is the single best listicle I have ever read.
“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”
“I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don’t talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties.”
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”
“I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading.”
“I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs.”
“I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun… except hot dogs (sorry, Dad).”
“Apple says ‘Mummy’ instead of ‘Mommy’ — I don’t mind that. I will if she starts saying ‘basil’ and ‘pasta’ the English way, as that really drives me nuts.”
“Every woman can make time [to work out] — every woman — and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I’ve worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.”
“When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.”
“Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.”
“Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.”
“I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.”
“We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden — a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.”
“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’”
“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.”

bradofarrell:

This is the single best listicle I have ever read.

“I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”

“I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don’t talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties.”

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

“I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading.”

“I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs.”

“I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun… except hot dogs (sorry, Dad).”

“Apple says ‘Mummy’ instead of ‘Mommy’ — I don’t mind that. I will if she starts saying ‘basil’ and ‘pasta’ the English way, as that really drives me nuts.”

“Every woman can make time [to work out] — every woman — and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I’ve worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.”

“When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.”

“Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.”

“Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.”

“I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.”

“We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden — a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.”

“When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?’”

“Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, ‘Another romantic comedy?’ You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, ‘God, you’re so great!’ And then you think, ‘Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?’ But of course, it’s for money and status.”



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