my favourite fruit are reds
shut up its fucking blood orange
Remember when Harry wore an earring
What a day to be alive
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. DOES ANYONE EVEN CARE? DO YOU EVEN GIVE A SHIT THAT HARRY STYLES, 20, WORE A DANGLY CROSS CLIP-ON EARRING, HIS SHIRT UNBUTTONED DOWN TO HIS NAVEL TO SHOW OFF HIS AMPLE BREASTS, RAGS WRAPPED AROUND HIS HAIR? IS ANYONE EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS AT ALL TIMES? DID THE VERY CELLS IN YOUR BLOOD NOT CHANGE SHAPE INTO DANGLY CROSS CLIP-ON EARRINGS? WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TO STRUGGLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, DOES THE CROSS CLIP-ON EARRING NOT DANGLE BEHIND YOUR EYELIDS, BACKLIT BY THE FIRES OF HELL? GOD DAMN. DANGLY CROSS CLIP-ON EARRING WORN BY HARRY STYLES OF ONE DIRECTION: AS ESSENTIAL AS SAYING YOUR PRAYERS.
Nick Grimshaw on Puppy, 24/3/2014.
for anyone having eve-of-tour nick/harry separation emotions, i find this helps.
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer
Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?
Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun?
oh my fucking god
this is adorable
I understand this reference!
I know it’s mean, but I will forever find people not getting this reference amusing.
Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!
OMG THAT IS THE BEST SHIT EVER
I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.
Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.
Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon.
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10
Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.
what the hell even is this? im from California and i have no idea what the heck you just said.
tim tams are a brand of outrageously popular biscuits and are the closest you will ever get to tasting the food of the gods
chocolate cream sandwiched between two chocolate biscuits covered in milk chocolate
a tim tam slam is when you bite the opposite corners off of a tim tam and use it like a straw to drink milk or coffee through because the chocolate cream flavours the milk and the milk makes the biscuits go all soft and mushy so you take a big drink through the tim tam then eat it
goon is just nasty, cat piss-flavoured cheap wine
idk why it’s called goon
but you buy it in big 4 litre boxes for like $8, crack open the box and the wine is stored in a shiny silver bag thing hence the name goon bag
this monstrosity appears to be someone attempting a tim tam slam using goon rather than milk and oh god i’m cringing just thinking about how bad it must taste
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you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
Are you fucking kidding me nick was on skins in a party scene!!!